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"I Wouldn’t Start From Here" is Andrew Mueller’s personal memoir of the 21st century so far. It features any number of exotic locations, and a cast of revolutionaries, rock stars, politicians, hitmen, warmongers and peacemakers. Between ducking for cover in Gaza, running roadblocks in Iraq, getting arrested in Cameroon and hanging out with Hezbollah, this is a search for an answer to perhaps the key question of our time: "What is it with these people?" Australian readers can buy it here, among other places. New Zealand readers can buy it here. UK readers can order it here"". US readers can order here. People who'd rather have it read to them can organise that here. And anybody anywhere can read an extract here.

"A gung-ho Candide with a taste for places it is wiser to avoid. . . the reports collected in 'I Wouldn't Start From Here' are graphic, comic, bemused and properly contemptuous of faith and ideology."
- Jonathan Meades, Books of the Year, Evening Standard

"An utterly sui generis report from the world's plague-spots."
- Michael Bywater, Books of the Year, New Statesman

"I can think of no more entertaining companion on a perilous journey than the ever hopeful, wildly optimistic yet clear-thinking Andrew Mueller."
- Rory MacLean, The Guardian

"A tour-de-force of hilarious, harrowing and ultimately enlightening reportage that will remind readers of the work of P.J. O'Rourke, Jon Ronson and David Foster Wallace."
- The Washington Times

"Unafraid to portray the world's warring people not just as victims and sufferers of legitimate grievances, but also as bloody-minded bastards and ill-informed fools."
- The Kathmandu Post

"A mix of dark humour and incisive political discourse."
- CNN Go

"His sardonic, self-deprecating perspective makes for unstuffy company."
- The Los Angeles Times

"Peppered with trenchant observations that reflect a nimble, cut-to-the-chase practicality, Mueller's interviews with everyone from terrorist warlords to international peacemakers are refreshingly irreverent yet astute."
- Booklist

"Travel writing in the danger zone that maintains its hipness and humanity."
- George Dunford, Books of the Year, Readings Monthly

"An addition to the genre founded by P.J. O'Rourke's 'Holidays In Hell', but it is one that pushes the boundaries."
- The Australian

"Mueller is the embodiment of what can happen with a fire in the belly and a desire to write out loud."
- Australian Book Review

"Mueller's travel writing is as incisive and entertaining as anything he's ever written about music."
- TNT

"A joy."
- Financial Times

"Delightfully laconic."
- The New Statesman

"Alternately chilling, funny and surprising, there's some great reportage here as Mueller struggles to reach an understanding of the world, quizzing the highest minister and the lowliest peasant."
- The Glasgow Herald

"His acerbic wit is matched by true empathy. . . we need this kind of gonzo journalism more than ever."
- Wanderlust

"Mueller spins what could have been the grimmest geopolitics into the finest black comedy. Like a print version of 'The Daily Show'."
- FHM


"Lively reporting from a gently humorous narrator."
- Chris Ayres, The Times

"Touching, often blackly comic reportage."
- GQ

"In the grand tradition of Mark Twain, though in a world considerably more hostile."
- The Daily Truth

"Brilliantly observed, articulate, often funny and immensely readable."
- The List

"Snappy, self-deprecating and sometimes outright hilarious."
- The Age

"Indelibly humorous and heartfelt."
- Sydney Sunday Telegraph

"An instructive ricochet between cities and continents and war zones."
- Time Out

"He's a fine writer, telling some fascinating stories."
- Popdose

"He brings to his material the mixture of rage and earthy irony that is the mark of a great satirist
. . . rewarding, thought-provoking and ludicrously funny."
- PopMatters

"Mueller's book is an excellent example of why today's brave, lucid hacks are forced to admit fear and confusion."
- South China Morning Post

"Mueller's humour saves this book from being just another danger travel memoir."
- "The Book Show", ABC Radio National

"His reporting is sharp, his experiences terrifying and funny."
- Melbourne Herald-Sun

"If you enjoy your international affairs and politics with a good dose of cynicism and black humour, then this book is one to read."
- Brisbane Courier-Mail

"Often laugh-out-loud funny, the writing is utterly engaging."
- Launceston Sunday Examiner

"Mueller's irreverent reportage from abroad is fundamentally a clever cover for the author's ruminations on race, religion, revolution, rock'n'roll and other important issues since September 11, 2001."
- The West Australian

"As hilarious and sardonic a host as this ridiculous world of ours demands."
- Shortlist

"Terrific."
- Australian Vogue

"Fabulous."
- Marie Claire Australia

"Terrific."
- Burnie Advocate

"Overlong."
- Washington City Paper

"Mueller busies himself with finding the odd, the surreal and the laughable as much as the shocking and upsetting."
- New Zealand Herald

"One of those rare and wonderful books that entertains and educates in equal measure."
- Readings Monthly

"A real eye for surreal moments of black humour. . . Mueller's work here digs much deeper than the standard newspaper travel essay."
- Sydney Sun-Herald

"His best story, about his brief, bizarre jailing in Cameroon, reads like a 21st century 'Goon Show' script."
- Good Reading

"A rollicking ride through some of the world's scariest scenarios."
- Kalgoorlie Miner

"A strikingly funny book about some seriously unfunny places."
- Perth Sunday Times

"He is a helpless Cats supporter."
- The Geelong Advertiser

"Not bad for a guy from Wagga."
- The Wagga Wagga Advertiser




LINKS

Andrew Mueller endorses the following products or services.


MySpace

Go on and add yourself. I'm really not fussy.


The Blazing Zoos

An exceedingly confused and angry country & western band.


Nashville-on-Thames

A monthly country & western club, where myself and my compadre assume baroque pseudonyms, impersonate DJs, and play both kinds of music.


Monocle

A magazine I write for.


CommentIsFree

Intermittent opinion-slinging for The Guardian's comment page.


Rock & Hard Places

The first book, usually available here second-hand for a sum a humiliating amount less than the price of postage. Was bafflingly popular in Serbia.


Travel Intelligence

My page at the smarter-than-average travel site


Uncut

Another magazine I write for.


Twitter

If you must.


Jack Marx

My former confrere at the coalface of Sydney free-sheet hackery performs Herculean heroics with the world's positively Augean heaps of horseshit.


Rock's Back Pages

My page at the redoubtable online rock journalism archive.


Portobello books

These people publish my book in the UK. And lots of other really good ones, as well.


Picador books

These people publish my book in Australia. And lots of other really good ones, as well.


Justin Quirk

Not by nature as well as name, mercifully.


The Quietus

Rock, pop, and so forth.


Mr Agreeable aka David Stubbs

Telling it like it is, in language the working man can understand.


Them Apples Design

Bastards to a man. And not cheap either!


Stephen Dowling

The Blazing Zoos' house photographer


Soft Skull Press

They're going to publish the book in America in 2009. Lots of other great stuff to read in the meantime, though.